Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
wow you like hockey, i like hockey
you’re single, i’m single
so like you wanna get married or something?
My friend who lives on my floor once experienced me watching hockey in the common room and today he told me
“You switch from the most aggressive, scary, knowledgeable fan to the girlyest person watching hockey. One minute you’re like ‘AHHH FUCKING PASS THE PUCK YOU ASSHOLE” then you’re all ‘OMG HE’S SO CUTE.’”
ah so accurate
USA sports have a meeting
Basketball - Ok so let’s get the meeting started so I could go back to the court.
Football - Wait a minute someone’s missing
Soccer - Goddammit where’s Hockey.
Baseball - Guys I got this *ahem*
Baseball - OH MAMA DONT YOU CRY
*door slams open*
Hockey - USA HOCKEY IS DO OR DIE