01.Sep.14 6 hours ago
01.Sep.14 6 hours ago

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via blackhawks4life)

01.Sep.14 6 hours ago
01.Sep.14 6 hours ago
01.Sep.14 6 hours ago

thisismydivision:

wow you like hockey, i like hockey

you’re single, i’m single

so like you wanna get married or something?

(via gallysandpens)

01.Sep.14 6 hours ago

paint-my-toews:

loveliestoftrees:

My friend who lives on my floor once experienced me watching hockey in the common room and today he told me 

“You switch from the most aggressive, scary, knowledgeable fan to the girlyest person watching hockey. One minute you’re like ‘AHHH FUCKING PASS THE PUCK YOU ASSHOLE” then you’re all ‘OMG HE’S SO CUTE.’”

ah so accurate

(via gallysandpens)

01.Sep.14 6 hours ago
01.Sep.14 6 hours ago

USA sports have a meeting

peaceinthecrease:

Basketball - Ok so let’s get the meeting started so I could go back to the court.

Football - Wait a minute someone’s missing

Soccer - Goddammit where’s Hockey.

Baseball - Guys I got this *ahem*

Baseball -

Football -

Soccer -

Basketball -

Baseball - OH MAMA DONT YOU CRY

*loud stumbling*

*glasses breaking*

*door slams open*

Hockey - USA HOCKEY IS DO OR DIE

(via gallysandpens)

01.Sep.14 6 hours ago